Legal

Because apparently crying in the Animal Kingdom parking lot doesn’t count as consent.

No Official Theme Park Affiliation

Main Street Meltdowns is an unofficial, unaffiliated fan site created by parents who love theme parks enough to keep going — and hate them enough to build an entire website about the experience.

We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, authorized, or sponsored by:

• The Walt Disney Company or any of its affiliates

• Universal Studios or NBCUniversal

• Any other theme park brand (SeaWorld, Legoland, etc.)
  
  

All references to parks, characters, trademarks, and attractions are used for commentary, parody, criticism, or personal opinion, which are protected under fair use. All intellectual property remains the sole property of their rightful owners.

Basically: They own the magic. We own the meltdowns.

Images, Art & Content

All original artwork (including our meltdown cartoon), site branding, and written content are the property of Main Street Meltdowns unless otherwise credited. We do not use official Disney or Universal images, logos, or proprietary content without permission.

If we reference something that looks familiar, it's because we've emotionally blacked out there too many times to count.

Affiliate Links & Sponsorships

This site contains affiliate links, including but not limited to the Amazon Associates program. That means we may earn a small commission if you click a link and make a purchase — at no extra cost to you.

As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

We also occasionally link to other retailers, products, or services we love (or think might help you survive your next character breakfast). Any sponsored content will be clearly labeled.

We only recommend stuff we’ve tried, want, or wish we had when our toddler exploded in Fantasyland.

Privacy & Tracking

We respect your privacy. We don’t sell your data, and we wouldn’t even know how to if we wanted to. That said, this site may use cookies or tracking pixels from third-party services (like Google Analytics or affiliate programs) to improve performance and track referrals.

By using this site, you agree to the collection of non-personally-identifying data for performance and monetization purposes. Basically, some cookies might be watching you, but not in a creepy way.

Contact

If you’re a brand, a lawyer, or a concerned citizen with questions, please reach out to:
📧 mainstreetmeltdowns@gmail.com