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(Join the only place where you can admit your toddler ruined the trip and still be considered a hero.)
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(or at least the 2 people who are members)
(or at least the 2 people who are members)
Tired. Broke. Slightly chafed. Still love Disney? You belong with us.
Introducing: Main Street Meltdowns – The Community
This is not a place to trade MagicBand colors or rank Dole Whips by mouthfeel.
This is where theme park parents come to:
Vent about $300 character breakfasts
Share survival hacks for stroller-induced rage
Laugh-cry at the trip we just swore we wouldn’t take again
Justify chugging a tiny bottle of Sutter Home before meeting the family in the lobby.
We’re not experts. We’re emotionally bruised veterans who keep going back.
Join the Meltdown — and bring your blisters, breakdowns, and bubble wands.
👉 Click here to join the Facebook group
(Or don’t. But then don’t complain when your toddler melts down in front of a popcorn cart and no one understands.)
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